What a time to be alive! The new trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story debuted last night during the Olympics and it's full of new shit. How much new shit, you ask? Well, how about some bits of plot? That do anything for you? New ships? Anything? Alright, you win, I'll tell you... Darth Vader shows up at the end. Don't get too excited though, it's just the back of his helmet and some breathing. Now that I know that there's just a whiny little N-SYNC reject in that suit, it makes him somewhat less intimidating.
I'm more hung up on the fact that we have yet to unleash the Mads in these trailers. Ah, who am I kidding? I'm excited, though this reeks just a tad of X-Men: Apocalypse shoving Wolverine into that final trailer just to make the fanboys go gersploosh. He'll probably be in the movie for five minutes, and it'll be totally badass, but it's not worth using him in the promotional materials if he's just a background player. Either way I'm like Navin Johnson over here, jumping up and down over this trailer all while Mr. Hartunian muses that he's never seen someone get so excited over nothing. Oh, Mr. Hartunian. I'll send you that postcard one of these days.